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I'm sorry, I was raised on, you want stupid I'll show you stupid.

Give someone a giggle with this saying I'm sure your parents have said to you at some point...or thought to say!

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"Pee Before You Brush's beanies are my winter must-haves! Stylish, cozy, and the magnet bumper stickers? Pure genius. Quality and clever designs keep me coming back!"

-Sophie M. - A Satisfied Customer

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"Pee Before You Brush delivers more than products; it's a conversation starter. The beanies are top-notch, and the bumper stickers? Instant connections on my daily commute. Love it!"

-David L. - Meaningful Conversations Starter

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"Pee Before You Brush is my go-to for style and connection. Quality beanies and witty bumper stickers express my personality effortlessly. Proud to be part of this positive community!"

-Emily T. - Connecting Through Style